Taco Has Made You Whacko

(My best friend and I are out on a drive to get some midnight food at [Fast Food Place]. In the car, we are having a semi-serious and semi-hilarious conversation. We pull up to the drive-thru laughing, and this occurs.)

Friend: *laughing along with me* “Yeah, I know.”

Employee: “You know, tacos are no laughing matter. There’s cheese and lettuce; it’s all very serious.”

Friend: “What even…” *laughing*

Me: *laughing* “I don’t know.”

(We order our food, and the guy responds as such:)

Friend: “We’d like a loaded steak and potato boss wrap.”

Employee: “All right, that’s one giant potato boss wrap.”

Friend: *laughing* “—and one loaded steak boss wrap.”

Employee: “All right, and one steak.”

(We are both in hysterics as we pull up to pay.)

Employee: “That’ll be 11 doll hairs. Not 10 doll hairs; that’s not enough. Not 12, either; that’s too much. They have to be blonde doll hairs; we’re stingy like that.”

(We all laugh, and as we go to drive off he says:)

Employee: “Have a nice night!” *in movie announcer voice* “This summer…”

(It was really funny and really random. We laughed about it the whole way home.)