Synthesizing Immaturity

| Learning | January 6, 2016

(We’re in biology class, learning about photosynthesis. The teacher puts the equation, 6CO2 + 6H2O -> C6H12O6 + 6O2 on the board.)

Teacher: “Now, this is actually a very brief overview. It misses out almost all of the interesting stuff. It’s like saying Person + Person -> Baby.”

Student: “WHAHEY!”

Teacher: “Yes, [Student]. That’s how it’s done. Sex. Congratulations.”

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