Swords On A Plane
(A man going through security is stopped when the X-ray reveals that he has a full-length sword in his carry-on luggage.)
Me: “Sir, what are you doing with this sword?”
Customer: “It’s a souvenir. It’s not even sharp.”
Me: “This can in no way go on board a plane.”
Customer: “But it’s not even sharp!”
Me: “You’re going to need to come with me. Anything like this, whether it’s a souvenir or not, should have been placed in your checked luggage.”
Customer: “I don’t believe this! It’s not a real sword! And it’s not even sharp?! Do I look stupid to you?”
Me: “You look like a person trying to bring a sword onto a plane.”
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