Sword In The Stone-Faced Grandma
Little Girl: “But, Granny, why can’t I have the sword?”
Granny: “Because swords are for boys and you’re a girl, so have the [Doll] instead.” *gestures to me* “I’m sure that she had [Doll]s as a girl.”
Me: “Actually, I had cowboy pistols and a [Gaming Console].” *while handing sword to the little girl* “Be careful ruling the high seas!”
(Granny was furious.)
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