Swimming With The Feces
(A child has pooped in the pool so we get all the swimmers out. A customer approaches me.)
Customer: “Why did you get everybody out? It is a perfectly nice day”
Me: “Yes, but a child had an accident in the pool.”
Customer: “…so?”
Me: “Well, we have to run an eight-hour cleaning cycle. We can not let you back in for the rest of the day.”
Customer: “That is so dumb! Who makes the decisions around here?”
Me: “I do. I am the lifeguard. A child has pooped in the pool, ma’am.”
Customer: “It is a nice day out and I want to swim!”
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