Sweet Spice
(I work on the pizza counter at a large supermarket chain. We make individual pizzas for the customer.)
Customer: “I’d like some jelly babies.”
Me: “Sorry, we don’t put jelly babies on pizzas. What else can I get you?”
Customer: *pause* “Jelly babies, please.”
Me: “Sir, we do not serve jelly babies here.”
(This continues for quite a while.)
Customer: “I’d like some jelly babies.”
Me: “We do not sell jelly babies!”
(The customer then angrily points to an ingredient on the counter.)
Me: “Sir, those are jalapeños.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?