Sweet, Selfish, And Saucy – Just How We Like It!

I’m having a terrible day (family stuff), and my wife urges me to get some comfort food — in our case, fast food. So, we stop by a popular burger chain and walk to a kiosk, where you can order on a screen. Neither of us is big on social interactions (especially not today). My wife always feels rushed and fears that she’ll forget what she wants, so for us, those self-service kiosks are a blessing.

My wife often knows me better than I do, especially when I’m having a rough day, so she suggests the things I like most on their menu. She also orders the big box of nuggets, which comes with three free sauces.

Wife: “What kind of sauces do you want?”

Me: “Eh… Mustard, I guess…”

Wife: “And the other two?”

Me: “I don’t know. Just pick some.”

Wife: “Okay… Mustard and mustard!”

Me: “You always do this! You always pick what I like. Think of yourself for a change! You like chili sauce, so be selfish for once! Pick what you want!”

Wife: *Without looking back* “I was selfish when I picked you as my husband and married you. Besides, we have chili sauce at home. Do you want something else?”

I admit, I was sputtering and at a loss for a reply.