Swear On Your Prayer

| Related | January 7, 2016

(It is Thanksgiving. My entire family on my dad’s side and I are at a family reunion at my aunt’s house. We are saying a prayer before the meal.)

Uncle: “Lord, we thank you for the food we have been blessed with, [etc.] Amen. [Aunt], would you like to add anything?”

Aunt: “Yes. Thank you God for me because I’m F***ING CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYY!”

(Everyone turns red and bursts out laughing.)

Little Brother: “AMEN!”

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