SWAT Did You Say?!

[Associate #1] is a young male who’s been going very obviously crazy over all the girls dressing revealingly for Halloween.

Associate #1: “The customer on the phone wants to know if we have a ‘Slut Team’ costume?”

There is a large grin on his face.

Me: “A what!?!”

[Associate #1] repeats what he just said.

Me: “I think she should try an adult store…”

Associate #1: *To the phone customer* “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we don’t carry that kind of costume.”

Customer: “But I bought it there last year!”

[Associate #2] takes over.

Associate #2: “Just to verify, ma’am, what kind of costume are you looking for?” *Pause* “Oh a SWAT team costume!”