Sux At Sax

(My boyfriend and I are lazing about on the couch, when I grab his foot and try to blow into his big toe.)

Boyfriend: “What are you doing?”

Me: “You’re my saxophone! Make saxophone noises!”

Boyfriend: “Zoom. BLIPPITY BlaBOOM sham PFfft!”

Me: “No! Not random noises, saxophone noises!

Boyfriend: “Oh sorry, I’ll try again.”

(I recommence blowing into his toe.)

Boyfriend: “HONK! SNARK! ShaZOOK-a! PiBLiBilibba!”

Me: “I give up. You are the assorted percussion table of saxophones.”

Boyfriend: “And yet you still blow me.”