Caught Him Off Guard
(I am a party with my boyfriend, hosted by his family. He has three brothers, two of which have children. Niece #1 has brought her boyfriend over for the first time, and Niece #2 is an actress/comedian. It’s important to note that I am a very tall, muscular, and intimidating man, and Niece #1’s boyfriend is rather nervous. He is chatting with Niece #2, and I happen to need his attention.)
Me: “Hey, [Niece’s Boyfriend]!”
(He jumps about a foot in the air and backs away from Niece #2 very quickly.)
Niece’s Boyfriend: “Sorry, sir! Is there some kind of perimeter that I need to keep around her?”
Me: “What are you talking about?”
Niece’s Boyfriend: “Aren’t you her bodyguard?”
Niece #2: “No, that’s my uncle’s boyfriend.”
Niece #1: “This is their 25th anniversary party. I told you that!”
Niece’s Boyfriend: “Wait, him? Really?!”
(He had really, honestly believed that I was Niece #2’s bodyguard for the better part of two hours.)
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