Low Standards Are Standard
(After tucking blankets around my wife’s feet:)
Wife: “Awww… you take such good care of me.”
Me: “Naw, I take shitty care of you. You’re just not used to anyone caring.”
Wife: “Awww… I have such low standards.”
Me: “Yup.”
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