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Surely, One Missed Anatomy Class Can’t Hurt…

, , , , | Right | February 19, 2009

(A woman walks in with her daughter one afternoon.)

Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”

Customer: “There’s something wrong with my daughter.”

Me: “Oh?”

Customer: “Her eyes keep closing on their own!”

Me: “…ma’am, that’s called blinking.”


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