Sure They Can Cobble Something Together
Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. May I take your order, please?”
Customer: “I want a Cobb Salad, no Cobb!”
Me: “No what?”
Customer: “No Cobb! I don’t want no Cobb!”
Me: “Cobb was the chef who invented the salad; he is not an ingredient. We put eggs, tomato, bacon, chicken, and blue cheese on our salad.”
Customer: “Blue cheese! That’s what I don’t want! No Cobb!”
Me: *giving up* “One Cobb salad, no blue cheese. That will be [price], thank you!”
(At the window:)
Customer: “That don’t got no Cobb, right?”
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
