Sure They Can Cobble Something Together

, , , | Right | January 6, 2011

Me: “Welcome to [Restaurant]. May I take your order, please?”

Customer: “I want a Cobb Salad, no Cobb!”

Me: “No what?”

Customer: “No Cobb! I don’t want no Cobb!”

Me: “Cobb was the chef who invented the salad; he is not an ingredient. We put eggs, tomato, bacon, chicken, and blue cheese on our salad.”

Customer: “Blue cheese! That’s what I don’t want! No Cobb!”

Me: *giving up* “One Cobb salad, no blue cheese. That will be [price], thank you!”

(At the window:)

Customer: “That don’t got no Cobb, right?”

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