Sure Geordi LaForge Would Disagree
California, home, Parents/Guardians, Silly, Sons & Daughters, Spouses & Partners, USA | Related | June 3, 2018
(My son has just reached the age where grabbing grown-up hair and faces is the most awesome thing ever. It is my husband’s turn to sleep in, and I am playing with the baby in the living room.)
Me: “OUCH, NO! Don’t grab that; that hurts. Let go. No. Ouch, ouch, ouch.”
(My husband comes out of the bedroom.)
Husband: “You should wear a scrunchie; that way he can’t grab you like that.”
Me: “Yes, dear, a scrunchie would totally stop him from trying to remove my eyeballs!“
Husband: “Well, yeah, you just wear it over your face like a visor; it’ll work great.”
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