Sure Geordi LaForge Would Disagree

(My son has just reached the age where grabbing grown-up hair and faces is the most awesome thing ever. It is my husband’s turn to sleep in, and I am playing with the baby in the living room.)

Me: “OUCH, NO! Don’t grab that; that hurts. Let go. No. Ouch, ouch, ouch.”

(My husband comes out of the bedroom.)

Husband: “You should wear a scrunchie; that way he can’t grab you like that.”

Me: “Yes, dear, a scrunchie would totally stop him from trying to remove my eyeballs!“

Husband: “Well, yeah, you just wear it over your face like a visor; it’ll work great.”