Supermarket, The Musical
(It has been a quiet morning but the store has been filling up and it is very loud. My ears haven’t quite adjusted yet.)
Me: “Hi, how are you?”
(I begin scanning and bagging her items.)
Customer: *mumbling*
Me: “Did you find everything okay?”
(The customer mumbles again and then begins singing something unintelligible. We play music in the store, so I think she is singing along.)
Customer: *gradually increasing in volume* “No bag… no bag… NO bag… NO BAG!”
Me: “I’m sorry, are you singing, ‘No bag’?”
Customer: “Well, I told you a couple of times, but you went ahead and started bagging, so I decided to sing it!”
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