Superman, Pour Homme
(My boyfriend and I are cuddling on the couch.)
Boyfriend: “I got new soap today.”
Me: “I thought so. You smell different. You smell like…”
Boyfriend: “Like what?”
Me: “I don’t know. Good.”
Boyfriend: “I smell like good?”
Me: “Yes. You smell like good.”
Boyfriend: *in a superman-ish voice* “He smells of justice!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
