Superman And The Books Of Evil
I usually have very vivid dreams — so vivid that sometimes I wake up confused as to why I’m not where I was in the dream. Tonight, I dreamed that my husband turned evil and came home with an evil Superman to destroy our books. I, of course, couldn’t let that happen, so I started punching them, kicking them, and trying to fight them, but they were ridiculously strong and nothing worked. At some point in the dream, they burned the books, so I poured some water over them. The bad guys then proceeded to spill an entire bucket of water over all the books, even those not burnt or burning.
I told my “evil” husband that he wasn’t allowed to touch the books unless he treated them with respect.
He made a noise, and then I smacked him in the face, only to realize with a start that it was a dream, because I actually smacked him in reality. He jumped up, super startled, and I could only apologize.
As I related to him the dream and the reason behind smacking him, we couldn’t stop laughing about the whole thing.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?