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(Dad has just taken a shower. He runs into the living room, where my mom and I are. My dad is known for being very silly.)

Dad: “I’m clean! You know, [Mom], I can’t decide if the shampoo rack in the shower is a Japanese robot battle, or monster truck rally.”

Mom: “What?”

Dad: “Hydra-Clean Maximum versus Eco-Green Volume Plus!”

(It took my mom and me a minute; then we realized that he was naming off hair products in the shower!)