Maintaining A Healthy Relationship

(I am lying in bed with my boyfriend. I had some bad luck with injuries recently and have lumbago and tendonitis in my ankle so I’m obviously pretty sore. My boyfriend is six years younger than I.)

Me: *turns around and winces* “Auch… I feel old…”

Boyfriend: “Aw, babe, don’t worry about it,. You are stunning! You are like a beautiful old-timer. You just need a little more maintenance than a regular car.”