Sugar Daddy Makes Life So Sweet

Customer: “See that man over there? His name is Jim. I just met him and he’s paying for all my stuff.”

Me: “Okay.”

Customer: “My mom always told me to find a rich man to take care of me. Do you have a rich man taking care of you?”

Me: “Um…no.”

Customer: “Sweetie, you need to get yourself one while you’re still young.”