Suffers From Ignoramophilia

, , , | Related | August 21, 2018

(My aunt and her second husband come for a visit. I have to mention that my brother has hemophilia, a genetic disorder that impairs the body’s ability to make blood clot.)

Uncle: “Hey, [My Name], where’s your brother?”

Me: “At the movies with his girlfriend.”

Uncle: “Is she okay with his little blood fetish?”

Me: “Excuse me?”

Uncle: “Heard he has hemophilia.”

Me: “I see you didn’t bother to look it up. Let me bring my tablet.”

(My aunt and parents were not happy. My brother got a good laugh out of it.)

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