Alcopuns
(My friend is staying with her parents for the summer between semesters. Her mom just got a tooth pulled and it has been bugging her all day. We’ve been texting for a while and this exchange happens:)
Friend: “I need more wine.”
Me: “I have vodka and I really shouldn’t.”
Friend: “Do it.”
Me: “You are really not helping.”
Friend: “But, [My Name], it’ll be funny.”
Me: “I’m bad enough sober.”
Friend: “You’re punnier when drunk.”
Me: “This is a good thing?”
Friend: “For me and my fan-fiction, yes. The rest of the world is screwed. I’m willing to sacrifice it.”
Me: “Fair enough.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?