Suffering From A Reptile Dysfunction

, , , , | Right | September 17, 2010

(I am holding one of our bearded dragon lizards for customers to pet.)

Customer: “Okay, so I know they’re bearded dragons, but what are they?”

Me: “They are bearded dragons.”

Customer: “I know that, but aren’t they a type of insect or something?”

Me: “No, ma’am. They are a type of reptile.”

Customer: “Oh. Are they related to the ones that breathe fire?”

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