Suffering From A Reptile Dysfunction, Part 2
(I was getting my best friend some candy at a grocery store to cheer her up, when I am approached by a lady who is at a sample station with dog treats.)
Customer: “Do happen to have a dog at home?”
Me: “Actually, I don’t. We only have a bunch of reptiles.”
Customer: “Reptiles, huh. When I was out this state, we caught large iguanas about this big—” *stretches out arms, maybe four feet* “—from the jungle and ate them.”
Me: “Iguanas can get very large.”
Customer: “It was delicious, but I don’t recommend eating your pets.”
Me: “No, that would be pretty messed up.”
(Luckily some people walked up to her table and she went to help. I wasn’t sure how to react to someone telling me they enjoy eating the pets I love.)
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