Such A Wrong Way To Be Right
(My boyfriend and I had been arguing for sometime over something.)
Me: “You’re wrong. You’re never right.”
Boyfriend: “No. I’m right and you’re wrong.”
Me: “How the h*** do you know that you’re right?”
Boyfriend: “Well, it’s kinda like the feeling when you know you gotta take a s***.”
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