Such A Stink Over Pink

Cashier: “Would you like a bag?”

Me: “No, thanks. I have my own.”

(I point to my reusable bag, which is pink.)

Cashier: “That’s too pink. I can’t use that.”

(Thinking he’s joking, I laugh.)

Cashier: “No, I really can’t use that. It’s too pink.”

(The cashier opens a plastic bag and puts my purchases in it, avoiding my own bag.)

Cashier: “It’s too pink!”