Such A Dummy
(I work from home as a tailor and dressmaker. My dad is visiting whilst I have my tailor’s dummies out.)
Dad: *looking at a dummy* “They don’t have much in the way of boobs. Do they?”
Me: “No. That does tend to be an issue when sewing for most women, actually.”
Dad: *examining another* “This one’s even more flat-chested!”
Me: “That’s one’s male, dad…”