Sub Standard Subs

, , , , , | Right | October 31, 2019

(I work in a deli that’s close to a very famous theme park.)

New Hire: “So, we don’t make sandwiches when customers order them?”

Coworker: “Nope. We only have premade subs.”

New Hire: “Why?”

Coworker: “We used to make them to order, but they didn’t sell. We were losing money keeping the sandwich station open.”

New Hire: “No way. Really?”

Coworker: “Our customers have spoken. They don’t want quality meals made by skilled food preparation experts; they want something fast and simple and cheap and sh**ty that they can sneak through [Company] security by cramming it up their butts.”

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