Sub-Standard Internet

| Romantic | May 24, 2013

(My partner and I are talking through a messaging program while she’s out on the road getting groceries. I live in Europe, while she resides in the US.)

Partner: “Hey, I’m going to get myself a sub.”

Me: “Get me one!”

Partner: “But I can’t deliver it to you!”

Me: “Just push it through your phone!”

Partner: “But my connection is slow here; it’ll only arrive a few bits per second!”

Me: “That’s okay; I can’t eat it whole anyway.”

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