Styrish Grandparents

(My grandparents just got an iPad. When we tell them we don’t have one, my grandpa decides to show my sister and me how it works. He runs to the other room to get it. He suddenly yells to my grandma.)

Grandpa: “Where’s the ‘styrus’?'”

Grandma: “I don’t know what that is.”

Grandpa: “My ‘styrus’! It’s like a little pen!”

(Finally he comes back in holding his stylus proudly.)

Grandpa: “See? My ‘styrus’!”