Stupidity Is Not To Be Sniffed At
Restaurant | Right
| July 24, 2014
(A customer comes to the till and orders a tea and a coffee. I make it and take it over to them. Two minutes later the customer is back.)
Customer: “Excuse me, you gave us the wrong drinks.”
Me: “Tea and coffee was it?”
Customer: “Yes”
Me: “That’s what I gave you.”
Customer: “But you gave it to us the wrong way round.”
Me: “Sorry, but can’t you swap them?”
Customer: “Well, no. She has already smelt it.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?