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, , , , , , | Right | May 20, 2010

Me: “Thanks for coming in! Anything I can help you find today?”

Customer: “I need the Internet.”

Me: “Okay. You need to get connected to the Internet at your house?”

Customer: “No! I need the Internet, idiot. Don’t you guys sell them here with lots of gigglebites and dial-up modems and the like?”

Me: “You need a computer tower then? We have plenty of those.”

Customer: “No! I need the Internet! My friend has an Internet and it’s fast and has ten gigglebites.”

Me: “Okay, I will do everything I can to help you. I would also recommend you grab a copy of one of our guides; that should be a great help.”

(I show him a copy of Computers for Dummies.)

Customer: “Does it come with the Internet?”

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