Stupid Jerk Humor
(I am speaking with my wife while on lunch. She is doing computer work at home.)
Me: “You know, it upsets me that most of the chicken from Louisiana is so mean.”
Wife: “What?”
Me: “Yeah, you know, all that jerk chicken from Louisiana.”
Wife: *typing in the background*
Me: “Hello?”
Wife: “Jerk chicken is Jamaican, not creole.”
Me: “You looked that up, didn’t you?”
Wife: “Yes. I thought you were wrong; I just had to make sure.”
(More conversation, and then…)
Me: “You know, it upsets me that most of the chicken from Jamaica is so mean.”
Wife: *laughs uncontrollably*
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