Stupid In Any Language, Part 2

(I have recently adopted two children from Guatemala.)

Boss: “Are you enjoying being a new parent?”

Me: “I love it, but it’s a lot of work with two babies at home.”

Boss: “When will you start taking Spanish lessons?”

Me: “I’m not sure. Why?”

Boss: “Well, you want to be able to communicate with your children when they grow up, don’t you?”

Me: *mouth gaping open* “Um… I need to go to the restroom…”