Stuck In A Lupe
Me: “Hello, this is [Hotel]; how may I help?”
Caller: “Do you have a housekeeper named Guadalupe?”
Me: “No, I’m sorry, we don’t.”
Caller: “Or Lupe?”
Me: “No, sir.”
Caller: “I spent the night with her a week ago and I’m trying to find her. We had a good time. Guadalupe?”
Me: “Is it possible she goes by another name?”
Caller: “No. Guadalupe.”
Me: “There is no Guadalupe here.”
Caller: “Okay.”
(Two minutes later, the phone rings again.)
Me: “Hello this is [Hotel]. How may I help?”
Caller: “What about Maria?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
