Stripped Of The Opportunity

, , , , | Right | December 30, 2018

(My print shop has a lot of regulars, and also a lot of wide open counter space for assembling large orders. One day, one of our regulars, an elderly man, comes in and seems to be noticing the counter space for the first time. He says loudly…)

Customer: “OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT ALL THAT COUNTER SPACE! I could do a striptease up there!”

Me: “Er… not sure the management would appreciate that, sir.”

Customer: *sighing dramatically* “Well, there goes my debut!”

(And he collected his copies and marched out!)

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