Stripped Of All Seriousness
(I’m expecting my boyfriend to be home at around 8. At 7:30, he calls me.)
Me: “Hi, sweetie!”
Boyfriend: “I’m at the strip club, looking at kitty.”
Me: “Wha–!?”
Boyfriend: “I’ll be home when I want!”
(We both started laughing, and it took me so long to calm down that he actually started laughing again while he was waiting.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
