Strip Them Of Their Dreams

(I’ve just taken an end-of-unit test in chemistry and feel like I’ve done pretty badly.)

Me: “Oh, well… If I fail all my GCSEs, I can just go into indie game-development or something.”

Classmate: *impressed* “That’s your backup plan? Making games? Mine is to just become a stripper.”

Me: “…”

Classmate: “I have the t**s for it.”

Me: “Um… okay.”