Strip Away The Line And He’s Just A Creep
(I’m on vacation specifically to see a new musical. I have a bit of time before the show, so I get a sandwich at a cafe and sit down at an empty table. A few minutes later, a man comes over.)
Man: “I can sit down?”
Me: “Sure.”
(He sits at the next table over. I keep eating my sandwich.)
Man: “You look nice. You are from here?”
Me: “No. I’m going to a show at Old Globe Theater tonight and I’m here on vacation.”
Man: “You look nice.”
Me: “Thanks.”
(He watches me intently for a minute.)
Man: “You remind me of my favorite stripper.”
(I freeze in mid-bite. I’m wearing a calf-length flowing dress with a cardigan over it. I’m trying to figure out what about this makes me look like a stripper.)
Man: “I want to take you home to the beach and feed you vodka.”
(He puts a hand on my arm.)
Man: “I take care of you.”
(I shove his hand off my arm and stand up.)
Me: “Not in a million years.”
(Needless to say, I finished eating my sandwich in a different section of the park.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?