It’s Stressful To Have Multiple Callings In Life

Me: “Your address?”

Customer: “I don’t know.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “Well, because it’s not coming from me; it’s coming from the company I work for. Let me call them.”

(The customer calls the company to find out the address she’s shipping from, then gives me the address.)

Me: “Great, thanks. Okay, and the address for where they’re going?”

Customer: “Yeah, it’s… I don’t know. Let me call them again.”

(Customer calls the company to find out where she’s shipping to and gives me the address.)

Me: “What’s in the box?”

Customer: “Oh, I don’t know that either. It was sealed when I got it.” *sigh* “I’ll call them.”

(The customer calls the company to find out what’s in the box she has, then gives me the information.)

Me: *expecting what she’s going to say, and thankful that this is the last question I’ll need an answer to* “And the approximate value?”

Customer: “Um… I guess… Probably about… Actually, let me call them again to find out.”