Straight Out Of His Mouth
(My work-friend and I are getting changed to go home. He uses smokeless dipping tobacco while I avoid all tobacco completely.)
Friend: *holding out the tin* “Want a pinch?”
Me: “Um, no.”
Friend: “Why not?”
Me: “Because I like not having mouth cancer?”
Friend: “Well, when you put it like that…!”
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
