Straight Eye On The Queer Guy
College & University | Romantic
| July 13, 2012
(At University, I am dating a girl for about 6 months. However I realise after some deep thought that I am gay, so I decide to break up with her.)
Me: “Honey, we need to talk?”
Girlfriend: “Okay…”
Me: “There’s no easy way to say this, but, I’m gay!”
Girlfriend: “Okay.”
Me: *confused* “Erm…”
Girlfriend: “I knew you were gay 2 months ago. It’s pretty obvious. I didn’t say anything because you needed to figure it out on your own. Now, tell me what you think of these new shoes I bought?”
(We’re still best friends, and we make constant jokes about this when we’re out with our respective boyfriends.)
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