Store Of The D***ed
Me: “Hi, how can help you today?”
Customer: “Are you a lesbian!?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “You’ve got real short hair. I heard that women with short hair are lesbians.”
Me: “So, was there anything I could help you with?”
Customer: “You can answer my question! Are you a lesbian or not?!”
Me: “Sir, I don’t feel it’s appropriate for me to answer that.”
Customer: “I don’t want some Hell-bound homosexual near me! God will strike you down for disobeying his word!”
Me: “Okay, okay. If you really must know, no, I am not a lesbian.”
Customer: “Then why do you have short hair??”
(By this time, my manager, who is male-to-female transgender, walks over.)
Manager: *in their manly voice* “Is there a problem here, sir?”
Customer: “Oh, dear lord! You’re not a woman!”
Manager: “Only on paper, sir.
Customer: *runs out screaming* “This place is d***ed! D***ed, I tell you!”
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