Stop Talking Scheiße

| Romantic | February 23, 2015

(My husband and I are getting ready to go out for a nice dinner, but I decide to go to the bathroom first. My husband is lying on the bed while I’m in the adjoining bathroom with the door closed. He starts yelling German randomly.)

Husband: “Schmetterling, prost, aschenputtel.”

Me: “You know it’s kinda hard to poo with you yelling German at me.”

Husband: “You know it will come out faster if you yell it back.”

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