Stop A**-ing Around

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(My aunt and uncle have recently moved from a big city to a small farm out in the country, and they’re planning what to do with their new land. Mom happens to mention one of the things my uncle plans to do now that he has some space.)

Mom: “[Uncle] says he wants to buy a miniature donkey now.”

Me: *without thinking* “Well, if he’s going to have a midlife crisis, getting a little a** is better than chasing after a lot of a**.”

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