Stirring Up Drama

I make a customer’s coffee and give it to him, and then carry on making other orders. He stands to side by the sugar and stirrers.

Customer: *Getting my attention. “This needs sugar.”

Me: “Sir, you are stood literally in front of them.”

Customer: “I want you to add it and stir it.”

Me: “Sir, you’re capable of doing it yourself; I’m busy doing my job making drinks.”

I can’t believe I had to tell a grown man that.