Still Better Than Apple Maps

(My mother, stepdad, stepbrother and I are traveling to a campground. We have been lost for hours. We have no GPS, and my mother is reading our map.)

Me: “So, any guess to how much longer this might be? [Brother] and I would like to get out and stretch please.”

Stepdad: “Yeah. We’ll turn here and stretch.”

(As he turns, my mother turns the map with it.)

Stepbrother: “[Mother]! You don’t turn the map when someone turns! No wonder we’re lost!”