Stick To Your Biscuits, Marvin
Bizarre, Bosses/Owners/Managers, Coworkers, Office, Overheard, USA, Wordplay | Working
| September 30, 2026
Our CEO is visiting our remote satellite office, located deep in the Southern States. Our managers are eager to keep his tour very curated and controlled, but the CEO is prone to walking off on his own to talk to random workers, some of whom are… quirkier than others.
CEO: *Veering left all of a sudden and approaching a worker at his desk.* “Hi there! What’s your name?”
Coworker: “Oh, hi, I’m Marvin.”
CEO: “And how are we doing today, Marvin?”
Coworker: “Oh, you know, just sticking in here like a hair in a biscuit.”
CEO: *Blinks.* “Well… uh… you just… keep on sticking there, Marvin.”
The tour continued; Marvin got back to work, and I suddenly had a craving for chicken and biscuits.
