Any Portal In A Superpower Storm

(Since it is a slow time of day there are only three of us on the front line, We are chatting while cleaning up.)

Coworker: “If you could have any super power, what would it be?”

Me: “Portals.”

Coworker: “What?”

Me: “Uh… they’re like doorways you make to anywhere.”

Coworker: *a little annoyed* “Just say teleporting.”

Me: “No way. Portals are way better! I can reach through them to grab what I want without leaving the battle, I can make a portal to send others or things through, and while I’m fighting the bad guys I can just stick his head through and close the portal, leaving his head in one place and his body in another!”

Coworker: *stares at me a moment before turning to another coworker* “So, what would your super power be?”